Saturday, June 29, 2013


So I just had my beautiful new scooter delivered! Woooweee ,it is fast! Just what I needed to end a great week, thank you to my spectacular clients.BIG Smooches!!
  I waited a long time to ride again for a few reasons....Chicago drivers and did I mention Chicago drivers,lol. Already a taxi tried to squeeze me off a bridge , yikes ! But I grew up riding since I was a wee little girl (written with a scottish accent) so I managed to maintain my cool and my safety.  My dad loved motorcycles ~actually , anything motorized~and had one for each of us and then some. Come to think of it,I don't recall where he stored all of them , haha. No matter ! So after many non returned phone calls , countless poring over of ads and finally enlisting help from friends , it arrived and was so pretty , I gasped!! In fact I squealed and clapped my hands with pure delight. :) I actually ordered a pair of them as my very dear friend had found 2 little beauties from the same seller. So I surprised her and bought her one as well. Now standing at the side of this pick up were two grown women with shit eating grins squealing and jumping and clapping. The seller and his friend laughed hard at us . We didn't care...

After some quick go overs on the bikes and title signing , they were ours !! Omg! And so fast !! I jumped on mine , spun the throttle and my feet nearly flew off the foot rests...holy crap , we better practice on these, Paige! So we rode around Wicker Park side streets and messed around , braking , turning , etc. You see , my girl Paige had a beautiful Vespa that somebody  borrowed , crashed and left at the crash friend was devastated and not able to foot the extensive repair bill and subsequent multiple parking tickets that ensued. I really did hate to see her so blue. I love giving , it truly is priceless to see someone smile like that !
 Alright , so I'm speeding down the road and lo and behold , this thing really is a vibrating machine , ahem , if you catch my drift...woah, I need a cold shower , I'm heading out to eat with friends, I can't arrive all juicy..
..or can I? XO 

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Mmm rainy days...

Does anyone else occasionally enjoy the rainy summer days? Sometimes I do as well..such as today , I am seriously considering making some of my homemade chili . Yesterday was a different story as I was out and about doing errands as well as working on my flowers outside . I love beautiful flowers !

While I was outdoors kneeling around the plants ,with my trowel in one hand ,wearing a thin , white , clingy t-shirt and cut off jean shorts , I was caught in a sudden burst of showers. Normally this would have had me heading straight for shelter , but I was determined to finish this project. You see I've been putting it off out of sheer insane busi-ness . So I continued to work and fairly quickly the rain had soaked my hair and soon rain drops found their way into my eyes ..I brush them away and decide that it's ok , I am water proof and actually it's fairly warm , so I don't mind . Project completed ,the boxes are securely screwed tightly to the deck and I gather my tools and head to my car ....on to my next item on my to-do list. Having some paper towels in my back seat , I quickly squeeze the excess water from hair , blot the moisture from my face and arms and proceed to Milwaukee ave. Getting out of my vehicle and walking down to the bank , I notice several men leering at me much more than the usual . "What the heck ?" , I think as I enter the bank lobby and start my transaction . I look down at my purse which I had hung across my body messenger bag style and that's when I notice . My perky double D's anouncing themselves to the world in my slightly damp but now very transparent lace bra and t-shirt. Holy Crap , I may get arrested for indecent exposure and pull my top away from my body quickly , lol..  I hurriedly retrieve my card from the atm and jog as fast as my sandals would allow.. back to my car . I've been told more than once that when I run , it's a bit like a Baywatch clip ,'s really not intentional . Well several catcalls and whistles later , I'm safely back in my driver's seat . When the anxiety starts to recede I realize I am now becoming incredibly aroused by my brief public nudity and am hoping to see one of my clients soon in order to share my wetness with ...I may even wet my t-shirt again...XOXO