Spam anyone?!

So,if you've been reading my posts,thank you! And thank you even more supremely for setting an appointment! I really am thankful for the great men I've had the pleasure of working on ;)!
(yes,that is a wink,hee,hee).

   So,I am checking my trash and spam folders today for errant or misguided messages that go there accidentally.I know its been a day,but really?? 385 spam messages!!?? Come the hell on!

To the spammers only:
*No,I'm not interested in increasing my penis size.
*I have dish network,so you're too late on that one.
*I really don't want to "hook" up with you,Nikita,Anna and all the myriad other webcam models that market blindly.
*I don't go to Vegas,so I really cannot use your gambling secrets,sorry.
*I do not want to see Mary'snakedsh*&asspenis,actually not even sure what that's supposed to be~roughly translated,I suspect a lovely worm or trojan to crash my system.
*I also seriously doubt Mr. Doubtfire,that you do indeed represent the F.B.I. and that I urgently need to contact you.
*I do not know you,Philip from Nigeria,so why are you waiting for Mitchell in a chat room?And more importantly,why are you emailing me about this?
*AT&T,HELL NO,nuff said!
*If I want an Equifax score,I'm pretty sure I can find you to get that,so again,no thank you.

*I'm happy in my chosen field and really do not want to be an Ultrasound tech,nor desire a career in law enforcement(haha,that one cracks me up!).
*I would have to be a half dead crack whore to want a loan from you "Cash in an Hour",at 500% interest,holy crap! ~clearly my pics show I am not a crack partaker,as I certainly have meat on my bones. :}

The list sadly continues,but you spammers get the idea.Can you just consider this a blanket PASS on my mailbox?I would be eternally be grateful! Have a great day on this drizzly tuesday to everybody else.Sweet kisses to all,except the spammers...ok,maybe a less sweet kiss to you,I'm feeling generous.
XO

A Big Thank you!! XX

I just wanted to give a big virtual kiss and a "thank you!" from the bottom of my heart to all of the great guys that I've recently had the pleasure of meeting(and ones that I've been re-visited by especially).You have really made this a fun business for me and I am so grateful! It's not everyone that goes to work and comes home with a huge,$#@eating grin on their face. I feel very lucky and blessed indeed to have met/or know all of you.~Save for the one guy that was clueless and not reading my blog or any other sensical postings on the net about etiquette.No worries,he knows who he was and will be welcomed back,because he was actually cute and comical,just read up!~Again,thank you!! XXXXOOOO Marina

A day in a life of the erotic therapist. ;)

Well it's been a wee bit slow for work right now,so
I've been reading up about some new techniques to try on my next clients.I do expect to have some again at some point,lol.

Just kidding,I haven't been thaaat slow. I have many clients that travel for work and am pretty picky about who I let come to my studio lately. So it's been a great time to learn some new exciting techniques and organize and decorate a bit more in my new space. I've been completely stoked to use some of the new nuru lotion I picked up on amazon.Body to body massages are soooo hot! As I was about to enjoy shortly.after my brief hiatus.Yes!!! I had a client interested in trying a body to body.I love when clients are a little reserved when making requests for appointments,especially the more exotic offerings. They always end up being the most exciting,it might be the slight domme in me,lol.

A day like any other,or so I thought.. :)

So I open up my emails early this morning in anticipation of a busy day and lo and behold there is mostly spam and store sale notifications..ugh,really?! But then a very small font in an email catches my eye. It's a familiar address and I'm hoping another clients account hasn't been hacked by spammers,sending out viagra ads.
Wait,it's a legit note and he makes a unique request. Hmm,intriguing....and this time I actually thought before quipping back that I don't do fetish requests,because this email wasn't really written like that.
He actually proposed a fun adventure for an appointment,instead of just a massage. His idea was to pretend we were spending the day at the beach and we could rub suntan oil on each others bodies.I actually thought it was a great idea and just happened to buy a pretty sexy bikini from Victoria's S.He offered to bring the suntan lotion and the beach towels and I said "absolutely,it sounds fun!"So in preparation for the appointment,I find some nice reggae music that has a caribbean flair,stop at the store for some beachy refreshments,get my tan on so I look as sexy as possible in the new suit and eagerly await my date's arrival.
He was right on time and I had forgottten how cute he was from our last appointment...He was discreetly carrying a pretty full backpack,so I escorted him quickly down the hall to my studio..We chatted briefly,discussed where the best place for the beach would be set up at and before I knew it,he had plush towels nicely laid out and showed me the lotions he purchased.He really impressed me with how thorough he was.I suggested we get our suits on and gave him his privacy while we both changed.
   I came back to the "beach" area to find my guy just finishing up,I was actually a bit nervous and excited.He had some sexy shorts on and caught a glimpse of myself in my suit~yes thanks,pilates!! Haha.

I asked if he wanted to massage me first to break the ice and he looked pretty excited,so I was glad I asked.Well,I'd love to finish this story,but it does become rather sexy and I'm not sure who is all reading,but it was very exciting to say the least!